I hate myself today.
I don't feel the same as yesterday, or any other day today.
I lost myself in the crowd today.
I find myself to be stupider than ever today.
I want to bury myself in the woods today.
I'm a living dead today.
I'm a ghost.
I'm a bad joke.
I'm a loser.
I'm a scotch on the rocks today.
I don't rock at all.